Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Waste Land Limericks

Faber Pocket Poetry Making Cocoa For Kingsley Amis


Looking through my notes from my Masters program tonight, I came across a handout of Wendy Cope's Waste Land Limericks. I'd almost forgotten how brilliant and hilarious they are! You have to know the Eliot poem to truly appreciate them but I think they're entertaining regardless.


1

In April one seldom feels cheerful;

Dry stones, sun and dust make me fearful;

Clairvoyantes distress me,

Commuters depress me -

Met Stetson and gave him an earful.


2

She sat on a mighty fine chair,

Sparks flew as she tidied her hair;

Shee asks many questions,

I make few suggestions -

Bad as Albert and Lil - what a pair!


3

The Thames runs, bones rattle, rats creep;

Tiresias fancies a peep -

A typist is laid,

A record is played -

Wei la la. After this it gets deep


4

A Phoenician called Phlebas forgot

About birds and his business - the lot,

Which is no surprise,

Since he'd met his demise

And been left in the ocean to rot.


5

No water. Dry rocks and dry throats,

Then thunder, a shower of quotes

From the Sanskrit and Dante.

Da. Damyata. Shantih.

I hope you'll make sense of the notes.

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